What's a man card?
Defines a Manliness Scale
Confirms a Lack of manliness where card can be taken away
If you like burgers, are you flat top guy or flame broiled guy?
Flat Top Grill
Open Flame Grill
Grow up in the New York Metro area and like sports? There really is a prescriptive analogy to how you like your NY/NJ sports teams. Are you a...
Giants, Yankees, Knicks, Rangers or close Fan
Jets, Mets, Nets, Devils Fan or close
Not from the area so I don't care.
Giants, Mets, Devils
Other:
Do you really lift the toilet seat?
I DO
Nope
Sometimes
Follow up - if you lift the seat, do you ALWAYS remember to put the seat back down?
YEP
I think I do but I bet I don't.
If you have a lawn, do you cut it yourself?
Yep
Nope
No lawn
Preferred Salsa - Super Hot - Hot - Medium - or Mild?
Stupid Hot
Hot
Medium
Mild (pussy) :)
Are you a Bud Light Guy or a Craft Beer guy?
Bud Light Guy
Craft Beer Guy
If I go out and want a custom cocktail, I'd like a.....
Gin & Tonic
Manhattan
Straight up something
Old Fashioned
Vodka & Something
Other:
Favorite Shot - Straight up
Whiskey
Burbon
Tequilla
Fireball
Other:
Let's say on the outside you're over 40. Heck you could be 60 as well on the outside. The real question; in your head on the "inside" how old does your brain THINK you are?
under 25
25-30
30-35
35-40
I feel as old as I really am.
You get $100,000 from a long lost deceased Aunt. You want a new car. Do you buy a classic hot rod or new high end car?
Restored Classic Car
New high end car
Do Real Men karoke? if Yes, what would be the most manly song?
Karoke is NOT Manly
Freebird - Lynyrd Skynyrd
Mack the Shark - Frank Sinatra
Allman Brothers - Midnight Rider
Springsteen - Born to Run
Hall & Oats - Private Eyes
Beastie Boys - Fight for your Right
Who makes the best Insurance commercials?
Liberty Mutual Emu and Doug
Flo - Progressive
Geico
Peyton Manning - Nationwide Jingles
Mayhem - Allstate
Aaron Rodgers or Don't Mess with my discount"State Farm
Seen it - Farmers
Other:
The "Man Bun" is...
Hip - I like it
Really Hip - I have one
I can't stand the f'ing Man Bun
The tattoo craze reminds me that...
I need another one
I'm the new circus act....the man without a tattoo.
Metallica or the Stones?
Metallica
Stones
Other:
Does the band Greta Van Fleet sound like Led Zeppelin?
Little Bit
Absolutely
Not at all
If you smoke a cigar, what's the max price you're willing to spend?
$5 bucks
$10 bucks
$20 bucks
I've spent over $25 bucks for a good cigar!
Have you ever met a woman who loves a salad wedge? I mean with blue cheese chunks, bacon, tomatos - the works.
No Way - That's a Man thing.
Yes- I've seen it.
You're in a public restroom. Three toilets available. Which do you choose and why?
Handicap by Wall
Center
End
Now you're in a public restroom and there are four toilets. Which do you choose and why?
Handicap by Wall
#2
#3
#1 - closest
When you go into a public restroom, how do you open the door?
I use the handle
I avold the handle and push anywhere on the door EXCEPT the handle.
In a bar, if they give you the wrong drink you....
Say screw it and drink it
Tell the bartender it's wrong and fix it.
Is it manly to like Hall & Oats?
Yes Definately
No way - might be a card revoking activity
If you ride a bicycle, it's more manly to ride a....
Road Bike
Mountain Bike
Beach cruiser
If you watch news on TV, which one do you like?
I hate them all
FOX
ABC
CNN
I'll watch whatever
CBS
NBC
Do you watch NASCAR?
All real men watch NASCAR
Nope - going around in a circle doesn't excite me.
Ever ride or own a Harley?
Yep
Nope
Any bike will do
Do you tip your Uber or Lyft Driver?
YES - ALWAYS
NO, NEVER
Based on Service
If a Uber or Lyft driver asked you to sit in the front seat would you?
Sure, why not
No Way - They're MY chauffeur.
Wavy or Regular Chips
Wavy
Regular
